It came to me just as I was about to sleep. It's been sooo long ago but it still cracks me up. I don't know why I thought it would be a good idea to share it with you, it's just too brilliant to be locked in the drawers of my mind forever!
When I was really, really young and curious and stupid, my best friend and I decided to watch porn. (By saying really, really young, I don't mean at the tender age of 9. But I don't think we were much older than 14.) I don't even remember where we got it from, seeing as the internet wasn't a popular option back then. Or at least, it wasn't for us. So, we sat down, feeling very guilty but proud at the same time, and watched a plumber get it on with a lady of questionable morals. (What is it with plumbers anyway?) Needless to say, we giggled and we blushed more than we focused on watching the movie.
But as the plumber was... ahem... let's say, taking care of the lady, with the use of a FREAKING SCREWDRIVER, he stopped and said "Let me get the big screwdriver out" *wink wink*. Not a very original metaphor, right? Except, he did exactly that! He went and got an even bigger screwdriver which he proceeded to use on the poor woman's vagina! And all the time I was watching that, I couldn't help but think... Who wrote that script? (Assuming there was a script of course...) Who was the genius behind that wonderful piece of comedy?
Please, tell me I'm not the only one who finds that hilarious!
When I was really, really young and curious and stupid, my best friend and I decided to watch porn. (By saying really, really young, I don't mean at the tender age of 9. But I don't think we were much older than 14.) I don't even remember where we got it from, seeing as the internet wasn't a popular option back then. Or at least, it wasn't for us. So, we sat down, feeling very guilty but proud at the same time, and watched a plumber get it on with a lady of questionable morals. (What is it with plumbers anyway?) Needless to say, we giggled and we blushed more than we focused on watching the movie.
But as the plumber was... ahem... let's say, taking care of the lady, with the use of a FREAKING SCREWDRIVER, he stopped and said "Let me get the big screwdriver out" *wink wink*. Not a very original metaphor, right? Except, he did exactly that! He went and got an even bigger screwdriver which he proceeded to use on the poor woman's vagina! And all the time I was watching that, I couldn't help but think... Who wrote that script? (Assuming there was a script of course...) Who was the genius behind that wonderful piece of comedy?
Please, tell me I'm not the only one who finds that hilarious!
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