How to lie

For the record, I don't condone lying. Little white lies, to keep people from getting hurt like "Your cat didn't suffer as it was dying after being hit by a truck, guts all over the street..." or "Why, yes, honey! Santa is real!" sure, knock yourselves out! (Well... Don't overdo it.) But I'm a big fan of being honest, no matter how cruel honesty can be sometimes. And that's not only because I've been lied to more times than I can count. Telling the truth is the best thing to do, under any circumstance, even if it ends up breaking a heart or two. That said... I am going to provide you with a guide on how to lie! Rejoice!

Peanuts cry???

I mean... Of all the search words that bring people to my blog, this phrase is perhaps the strangest ever! Peanuts cry? What does that even mean? Who searched for this? In case the person who searched for "peanuts cry" sees this, please, contact me! I need to know what was on your mind! Please!