You guys, seriously... Part 2

You know I tell it like it is. So... I won't say I was extremely disappointed with "Breaking Dawn: Part 1" but that's mainly, because I knew better than to have actual expectations. It was just as bad as I thought it would be. I can only describe it as a very long episode of a soap opera and let's face it! That's as good as it gets!

Okay, I gasped at Kristen Stewart's smile. I really can't believe they let her smile in this movie! And about time too. You can't expect the viewers to always imagine what the girl must be feeling! That doesn't mean her usual awkward expression ever really left us but let's take it one step at a time. Maybe she'll surprise us in the final movie.

Besides the main (three) characters, everybody else were clearly used as extras. Jackson Rathbone had like... what? Two lines? Come on, people! Give the other characters some screen time! I can't take anymore of Jacob's whining... Let me see what the others can do! Also, when you add fight scenes, you'd better give them some edge. Werewolves chasing vampires around and then just, making friends??? Booooooring!!!!!

Now on to the sex. Children, cover your eyes! There is absolutely nothing to see there! Yes, a little bit of movement and then... Use your imagination, viewers! 'Cause that's all you're gonna get! We wouldn't want to make this movie 18+, would we? We'd lose money if we did! Teenagers, don't get the wrong idea about sex. It doesn't usually last so little and if it does leave you with bruises all over your body, somebody did something wrong. (Unless you like it this way, in which case, who am I to argue?)

Buuuuuut... And this is a big, big but... I do love Robert Pattinson. I know I'm well past the age of infatuations, I'm sorry, I can't control myself when it comes to this boy! I love his thick eyebrows, I love the small glimpse of his beautiful shoulders when he's breaking the bed, I love his voice, I love his nose!!! I believe that with the right coaching, he can be a very good actor. His acting seems to have improved in this movie but he can really do better. A suggestion for the next movie: more Pattinson nudity! That would improve the movie on sooooo many levels! And let him do another song for the soundtrack. Less angsty teen songs! Please!

And... Renesmee? How much do you hate your poor child, Bella? Is this the best you can do? She'd be better off with Kitty or even, Bob, for that matter!

The movie was baaad! It went on for less than two hours and to me it seemed like three had passed. I don't know whose fault it was but he or she'd better be fired soon. Very soon. Or shot. Just saying...

Robert Pattinson. *sigh*
If it wasn't for him, I would have stopped at the first movie.