Arguments with boyfriends

Given the fact that I probably have the best boyfriend in the world, I shouldn't be messing with this subject. It's not that we never-ever fight because that wouldn't be normal. (After all, men are from Mars, aren't they? And women are... awesome.) But this is not about the "serious" stuff we fight over, like "This is MY muffin, damn it"! It's more about the things that we can't ever agree on, even though I am the one who's always right.



1. Lady Gaga

Let me clarify that I'm not a huge fan of Gaga. I do happen to like a couple of her songs though and I believe she's very clever in using her image to promote her work. My favourite song of hers is "Electric Kiss" which was written and performed before she was Lady Gaga as we now know her.
She has a very nice voice and is a talented song writer. But my boyfriend insists that she is a terrible, terrible singer and that she is ugly (which was never the point anyway, because judging a singer by his/her looks is just stupid!) No matter what I have to say on the subject, he can't be persuaded otherwise.





2. The undeniable hotness of Alan Rickman

I swear, there are times I believe my boyfriend doesn't know the meaning of the word "charming"! The other day, I got nostalgic and being the fangirl that I am, I started watching tribute videos of Harry Potter on YouTube. I came across a couple that were about Severus Snape and I remembered how much I loved the character and the actor as well and when I love someone so much I tend to make sounds like "Aghhh!" or "Blurrrrgh!". Well, my boyfriend said he couldn't understand how I could possibly find Alan Rickman attractive! I can't even begin to explain! There are no words! HE'S ALAN RICKMAN, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! Do you seriously expect me to justify this???




3. Sphynx cats

He hates them. I adore them.They are unique and odd and the lack of fur is a major plus. I keep begging and begging for one. He keeps looking at me like I'm an alien. I threaten that I will kick him out if he doesn't get me one and he laughs.

4.Onion in souvlaki

There is no other way to eat souvlaki! What is wrong with my man????










And I could go on and on of course, because despite our similarities we are different people and that's what ultimately makes a relationship work.

What are your arguments with the opposite sex? Let me know so I can support you (if you're a girl! :P) !

NO MORE SOUVLAKI WITHOUT ONION!!!! FREEDOM!!!!!!!

Just because

Hints? Who's dropping hints? I want all the Sims 3 expansions I don't have yet!


Yes, that's what I do. I tell people what I want so they don't have to get stressed about what to get me. Because I'm nice that way. Right, Santa?


NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!



Cards found at someecards.com

Any ideas?

Christmas is coming up and I've been thinking and thinking about what presents to get for everyone. It's easier with some people. My sister and best friend are getting jewelery this year. My dog will get a big bone. But some others... like my mom... yeah... Not so easy. She's the kind of person who insists that you should have saved your money in order to buy nice things for yourself. And I'm the kind of person who always wants to pick the perfect present so for me, it's kind of a buzzkill.

If you're having a hard time deciding what to get for your friends and family, here are some suggestions! (that may or may not induce a heart attack)



I don't know who might be happy receiving that for Christmas. Or any other occasion, for that matter. Who would need something like that? Seriously. But I bet you, this present would be a very fun topic for a cheerful, Christmas conversation!
(found at http://www.humor-articles.com/funny-christmas-gifts/)
Important note: Do NOT buy this for dad!




I don't know about you guys, but I think this is very, very cool! Grow your own snow! Aren't you tired of wishing for "a white Christmas" and getting sunshine instead? Now, you can laugh in the face of God and exclaim "Fine, I'll do it myself!". It's not a wish come true; it's science! (Order it here----> http://www.stupid.com/Grow-Snow_p_728.html. Or not. Whatever...)





Do you sometimes find it hard to keep the faith? Or is there an atheist in your close environment that you want to punch right in the face? Once again,there is a solution to what may have seemed like an unsolvable problem! Believe in God Instantly Spray! Keep the Christmas spirit alive in EVERYONE'S hearts! (Also found at http://www.stupid.com/Believe-In-God-Instantly-Spray_p_197.html )






Now, this one would be perfect for my boyfriend. He has this awful alarm clock that makes the most horrible noise and the best part is, it doesn't even wake him up! There may be people driving by our building, wondering what is making that noise but he sleeps soundly right next to it, while it causes me a headache! Let him chase this one around the house and see how he likes it! http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000PWLTNA?ie=UTF8&tag=weirdcomweird-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B000PWLTNA



Another great present. Mostly for yourself though. Doesn't every woman wish to know what's in a man's mind? Now you'll know, because you put it there! http://www.totally-funky.co.uk/PROD1495/Control-A-Man-Remote

There's also a female version. http://www.totally-funky.co.uk/PROD1496/Control-A-Woman-Remote

What's that, honey? A sandwich? Coming right up!

"White purity" crap

It belongs in there.

Stray souls

That's my Penny, the day we brought her home. She'd been living in a construction site, with her mother and three brothers but we were lucky enough to have her rescued and given to us. She's been with us for about six months. I think she's chewed everything there was to chew on by now.





She 's gotten significantly larger but I don't have any recent photos to upload. Let me stop you before you ask me the idiotic question everyone asks. No, she's not blind from one eye. She can see just fine and she's completely healthy. The different eye colour is just a quirk and we love her all the more for it!

My point is, adopt a stray. Do as I say! There are too many stray dogs and cats out there and they need a home. Get to it!